Why I Can't Get Hired Anymore

A cautionary reel.

I used to shoot commercials for Lexus, Kraft, and Miller Lite. Somewhere along the way, I also made these.
Draw your own conclusions.

Exhibit A — Let It Go

Some things you let go of on purpose.

Exhibit B — Snap It Eyewear

The vision correction nobody asked for.

Exhibit C — Snap It Hearing Aids

Now with sound effects. You're welcome.

Still want to hire me for something that isn't a fake infomercial? Let's talk →(Or don't. I understand.)